Stop saying that or I’m gonna kick your ass
I warn you, this is a hate speech. Simple and plain.
Recently some old guys came to the frontline and said: “HTML and JavaScript combined is the future of software. Adobe was lazy to update Flash to the new web. Not the semantic web, but a more immersive experience, with more animations, video, touchscreens, respect for typography, 3D, etc.”
Having some experience of Flash – nearly 10 years now – when I read that, I was confused at first. Should I start by doing a list of those people and bash them in the face one after another, or should I start by punching the first one, then find the address of the next one… Confused, really.
So to resume: the same retarded people we were fighting for years because they weren’t reactive enough to implement video, animations, fonts, on browsers are now coming to us with a revolution Flash did 10 years ago? I mean WHAT THE FUCK??
Let’s imagine someone who takes a boat, goes from Portugal to America, land there and say: “this land is the promise land, this is going to be awesome!”… It’s exactly that. So to you, the new Christopher Colombus : we’re already there. And we already built the things you just discovered.
So if you’re that kind of “nouveau cool” douche:
Well, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Having a NY nerd style, IKEA furniture and an iPad in your hands won’t make you look cool. You’re a retard who’s spending his life fixing bugs we don’t have anymore for years. Period.



